Jan 28, 2009

Apparently This is Fat

If I were this "fat" so many things would be different:

1) It wouldn't be 7 seven years since I have worn a tank top in public.

2) Tucking my shirt in would be an option.

3) Going along with tucking in my shirt, I would wear tiger print belts and look great.

4) Tony Romo would be my boyfriend. Sorry honey!

5) I wouldn't need a bra that has some serious hardware to keep the correct things in the correct place.

6) I could strut my stuff with confidence in front of the paparazzi with this kind of a confident smile.

7) I wouldn't have been born with a gut (genetics) that requires 1200 sit ups a day just so I can see my toes.

8) If this is "fat" why can't I look like that?

Apparently, Fox News thinks Jessica is letting herself go. Shame on them. Jessica looks great.

4 comments:

Kathi said...

I think it's just a poor choice in pants.

I think it's high time that the media stop defining "fat" on women. However, I doubt that will ever happen.

AMG said...

I agree, maybe not the best choice of pants. And her face seems like she is about 2 shades too light on her foundation with jet black eyeliner. Her face looks different. But my word, if only I could be so fat!

Child of God said...

WTF? You canNOT be serious! To me, she looks totally appropriately proportioned. Disgusting.

AMG said...

I know! If I were only that "fat"!