If I Had a Nickel.....

One of these days (all kinds of sarcasm here) I really should reply to one of these emails. If I replied to one, I would be extremely rich. If I had a nickel for every one I get, I would comfortably pay my bills without ever working again. But I am just lazy, and choose not to reply. You would think with so many that I get, the world is just oozing with money to give away to people like me.

According to these things, I am supposed to keep my winnings a secret because there are unscrupulous people out there who might want to cheat and redeem their prize more than once. How dare they! I thought I would just break a little rule and share it with you. I hope that doesn't ruin my chances of winning. Again, I just don't feel the urgent need to reply at this moment, so it wouldn't matter if I shared this message with you right? We'll see how I feel tomorrow.

Here is what I have won!

BRITISH LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS
CUSTOMER SERVICE
28 TANFIELD ROAD,
CROYDON, LONDON
REF NO: BTL/4910X1/04
BATCH NO: 12/25/0340
EMAIL:loboard@yahoo.co.uk

BRITISH LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION

DEAR WINNER

We happily announce to you the draw of the BRITISH Sweepstake Lottery International programs held on the 5th January 2008 in London Your e-mail address is attached to ticket number: 564 75600545-188 with Serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7,which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category. You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of £950,000.00GBP (Nine hundred & Fifty thousand British Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to fileKPC/9080118308/02.This is from a total cash prize £47 Million Five hundred Thousand British Pounds sterling, shared amongst the first Fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your 950,000.00GBP (Nine hundred and Fifty Thousand British Pounds Sterling) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in London or South Africa. Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and drawn from over 100,000 email addresses world wide web site.

This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is a part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

Please be warned. To file for your claim, please contact our Claims agent with the below details for processing of your claims.

Overseas Claims Unit
United Kingdom Claims Agent
Contact Person: John Louis
Email: jhlouis@yahoo.co.uk

Tel: +44-703-187-2441
: +44-703-183-3201
: +44-703-183-3205

Sincerely,
Paul Fellows.
Co-ordinator(Overseas Unit)