Jan 28, 2008

This is worthy of a good laugh

I just received this little message from a family member who lives in the Washington DC area and has a very interesting perspective of our nation's politics up close. This just made me laugh pretty hard.

Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention
(Just Released)

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great satan", 'W' Bush

12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is hilarious! do you mind if i link to it?

Angela :-)

AMG said...

Go ahead! I got it in an email that's going around the internet right now. I think it would be a great addition to the photography in your blog (=

Anonymous said...

Thanks! i gave you credit! Also, you may wonder how I found your blog...my husband knows your hubby! Both my husband and I graduated from MBC. I graduated about 10 yrs ago, and I had your husband for a few classes! Anyway, my husband's name is Bobby Grow.

take care,

angela

Anonymous said...

I already got a nasty comment re: dem agenda post! Of course i won't publish it! have you gotten any mean spirited comments? basically this guy is extremely liberal and told me "to get over myself" and that the war in Iraq is "killing in the name of Christ"...interesting!

take care,

angela

AMG said...

I haven't. But my blog is not "out there" too much. I have my little set of friends who check and maybe some folks from MBC.

I would kindly point out that free speech goes both ways. As much as dems like to poke fun at republicans, we republicans like to do it too.

Honestly, if someone can't see that was a joke, then we're all really in trouble.

Yes, I would delete the comment, and I would also let him know that your blog is for you to post whatever you want. If he doesn't like it, then maybe he should find blogs that represent his view that won't upset him as much. I would also kindly point out that as much as liberals like to preach the virtues of "tolerance" his lack of understanding that this was a joke seems pretty "intolerant" to me. Maybe he should think about espousing and representing his own ideals better.

Isn't that a shame though?

Anonymous said...

I will be the first to admit that the reps aren't perfect. There are no good/perfect answers to any of the difficult issues that face our country. I don't envy Pres Bush, and although I don't agree with some of his ideas, I support him and pray for him! it doesn't help to sling mud! i agree that free speech goes both ways! i think that nasty comment guy took it a little too personally!

blessings

angela

Anonymous Party said...

I linked this in an article I wrote for BrooWaha.com. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I linked this in an article I wrote for BrooWaha.com. Thanks.

AMG said...

Anytime!