Jul 24, 2007

Blondes Without Consequences

Okay, I have to address this stupidity. I am so sick of the interchangeable blondes, let's call her LyndsayBritneyParisNicole, or LBPN.

Click here for the latest on blondes from Hollywood. I am so sick of it. Especially in this article. Lyndsay's mother all concerned. Well that makes us all feel better! Lyndsay's mother parties with her in an effort to recapture her youth.

This is what makes me mad....we have men and women dying in Iraq, yet this crap makes the headlines. We have dying heroes, and that is what is most newsworthy.

This makes me mad.....people are giving this chick alcohol to the point of being an alcoholic, without punishment. Contributing to the delinquency of a minor is a felony in some states.

What makes my friend mad.....her thirteen year daughter is enamored by these bimbos. They are in all the magazines, and still get roles in teeny bopper movies marketed to her daughter. And they are splashed in the evening news drunk.

What else makes me mad....what the heck is that alcohol anklet doing for Lyndsay? It's supposed to detect alcohol in a person's perspiration. On tonight's news, Lyndsay's drunk, in a bikini, wearing the dumb bracelet. Tax dollars at work. Send the bill to Lyndsay, 'cause it's a waste of our money.

What makes me mad.....at least Lyndsay has her undies on.

What else makes me mad.....Britney is a mom! And Kevin Federline....I mean Kevin Federline, pillar of the community, Kevin Federline....is concerned about her mothering skills. Oh my gawd! Kevin Federline who hasn't worked a day in his life....I need to stop.

What else makes me mad.....What has Paris done in her life to deserve celebrity status? Can't think of anything....shows up to premieres....buys chihuahas.....makes a fool of herself with Nicole on "Simple Life". Oh I remember! She has celebrity status because she has sex tapes all over the internet. Make mom proud!

What else makes my friend mad....the money! So much money in the hands of fools. Money that could be spent on worthy things. Homelessness, disease research, starvation, saving children. Better yet, pick a Hollywood charity. Save Darfur! No more blood diamonds in South Africa, whatever! Spend it on anything but drugs and 10 carat diamond collars for the poodles. Waste of resources.

Here is what burns me too.....this huge extravagant lifestyle of stupidity is exported. When people watch television internationally and see American television--that is what they see. They see Britney without undies, Lyndsay drunk with an ankle bracelet on, Paris crying after being sentenced in court, etc. Right now on my TV, CNN is reporting that Paris is taking surfing lessons to better herself. What a pile of hooey. And we wonder why other countries hate America.

I am encouraged as I watch the public respond to the Michael Vick idiocy. The protests make me proud of our communities. In the past, I have been discouraged as I hear of famous athletes beating their girlfriends, drug charges, attempted murder charges, etc. Yet, the public seems to be silent. Thanks to all of you who have protested ad nauseum to relieve him of the priviledge of playing NFL football.

Let our voices be heard about the blondes. They need to be stopped.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The radio station in L.A. refers to them as "The Dumb-Ass Blondes of the Apocalypse." It makes me laugh.

KB