May 6, 2008

Icky Post....but humorous....be warned.....

Have you ever felt first hand "you reap what you sow"? Other religions call is karma, some call it yin and yang. I am a Christian, the others stole from us, God is laughing His head off at me right now.

This morning in my online game, that I play along with several of my readers, I got two huge bonuses. I never get those, I was feeling pretty puffed up. You're lucky to get one, I got two. By the way, ever wondered why Tracy and Angela (under "Blogs I Read") haven't posted much in awhile. They're as addicted to this game as I am.

God got me.

I have hired a friend/electrician to put outlets in my unfinished basement. Mainly, so I can move my office operation downstairs, making the spot upstairs where I currently have my carcass the homeschooling room for the fall.

He is here right now. He is working in the basement. Our dog is kenneled down there. I thought that would be best for two reasons. 1) It looks like rain. The smell of wet dog is nasty. Keep reading, that is the least of my worries. 2) She gets a little stressed out sometimes, and I thought she would feel better in her kennel.

I take BH upstairs for a nap. All is well. I come down to the first floor of our house, and is smelled like feces--badly. Our old cat has had a few continence problems lately, so I search the first floor of the house, while gagging.

Nope, keep going, I go to the basement. Electrician friend is working hard, and I am ready to pass out as the smell gets worse. I just ask him, "What happened??!" He says, "I think it's your dog."

And sure enough, there she is, in her kennel, covered with crap, and stressed out. I take her outside, all the while avoiding her wagging tail. I hose her off. Gagging. I take the bottom tray out of her kennel, hopefully not making a worse mess, take that outside and hosing it off. I hose off her blanket. I hose off our footprints from the house to the yard.

Now I go inside. The smell is mind boggling. Electrician! How could you handle this??! He says, honestly, he really said this, "I passed gas a few times, and didn't think a thing of it, but then it lingered, and I knew something was wrong." Okay, now that is funny!

I am cleaning up the inside of the kennel, etc. Cleaners, lots of paper towels, etc. And you know what two things came to my mind? First. That is exactly what I get for being puffed up about having tow bonuses on a virtual game. Things that aren't even tangible!

The second thing is captured in pictures....if you are a germaphobic, squeamish type. This may gross you out. You have been warned! Be extremely glad you weren't here for it. I have done a lot of hard returns on this so you have the option of bailing now.












Look, the S**T hit the fan!!


It rolls down hill too.

My favorite cleaners and disinfectants for the project.

May 4, 2008

Let me tell you what I know....

This is very important. I learned all of these statistics when I worked at Pregnancy Resource Center. I was the queen of knowledge for STD's (Sexually Transmitted Disease). The running joke was I could scare monogamous couples to be abstinent.

Here are the numbers:

* Most STD's do not have symptoms. Or if they do, they are ever so slight, the person doesn't notice.

* One in three people (this number was from 8 years ago, this could, and probably is, worse by now) have an STD and don't know it. Stop and read that again. That is huge. Look at the cars you are sitting by at a light. Look at the drivers, count up about twelve of them, four of them have an STD and don't know it.

* More women die per year from cervical cancer, caused by Human Papiloma Virus (HPV), than do from AIDS or even other cancers. Human PAPiloma Virus....get it?? PAP smear. Our yearly checkup. We are being checked for precancerous cells annually. I didn't know that they were really checking for an STD related cancer for a long time.

* Herpes (the one that causes outbreaks of blisters, and has no cure) transmissions are caused most often when the carrier is not having an outbreak. The long running belief was that you were only contagious during an outbreak. Not so.

My point here being, you can have an STD, be transmitting it to others, and not even know it. Your health is also in jeopardy. Cancer cells could be growing!

Way back when this was my specialty, there was a song on the radio that was a big hit called "Mambo Number Five". It was this catchy little tune where the artist lists off women he has slept with. I read an interview with the artist and he fully admits these were actual conquests in his life. I just can't imagine listening to the radio, a song from a lover comes on, and your name is listed with a whole bunch of other women. That had to be mortifying as one of the girls.

So, what did I do? I listened to that song about a dozen times to get the full list of women. There are twelve women and one name is doubled up.

Let's do the math. If you have slept with someone, you have also slept with all of the lovers that person has slept with. You need to accept that fact in the world of STD's. So, this man has named twelve women he has slept with and let's assume those women have each slept with twelve guys. It ain't far fetched in our world right now.

Do you know how many people he has been exposed to for an STD? 144,000 plus.

I am sure one of those people has one, don't you think?

I put this scenario into a little chart and put it in the waiting room of our PRC, and just watched.

Many gals just slammed the book shut, said something I won't repeat, sat back, and gazed at the ceiling. I am sure they were doing some math in their heads.

Okay, but what about the person who says, "I get checked (tested for STD's) often, I am fine." Honestly, that is great. I wish more people did. But what happens when it comes back positive to a disease that is incurable? Herpes and AIDS are the biggies for that. Getting checked is great, but it's not preventative. It's finding out the bad news and then back peddling.

What works? Abstinance before marriage, and once married, staying faithful.

I have been married almost sixteen years. I have never ever ever had to worry about contracting an STD and my annual exam is a waste of my time. I do it anyway mainly because one can still get cervical cancer even without HPV.

What do I think about the HPV vaccine that is touted these days and we see the adds for? I don't think it's a bad thing. But the adds are completely misleading. It is a vaccine against an STD. I will also teach any daughters I may have in the future this very thing. You can take a vaccine, that has it's own sets of risks, or play by the rules God has given us to protect us.

Abstinance works. It is 100% effective against STD's and unplanned pregnancy.

Condoms? Really? I promise you they don't work. I would see about once a week at PRC a girl pregnant after having sex using a condom. If they don't work for pregnancy and blocking men's swimmers, they certainly don't work blocking microscopically tinier bacteria and viruses.

Now, most of my readers are fuddy duddy adults who don't go partying at the clubs, meet people on craigslist for entertainment purposes, etc. But we need to know this. It has happened to me more than I care to think about.

I am sitting in a room with thirty-something professional women. We start talking about something like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. One of Hollywood's tarts that have bad reputations. Paris more than anything because she keeps letting sex tapes go on the internet. I usually say something like, "She'd better get checked, I am sure she has an STD." I get the question, "Really? How come?" My answer is "One in three people have one and don't know it. With as many partners she's had, for her health, she needs to get checked." And it goes from there. It is friendly.

What shocks me every time. These highly professional, knowledgeable women don't know this at all. Then it becomes close girlfriend talk. I hear about the ex husband that gave one woman herpes. It caused complications in later childbirth. The woman who is having fertility problems because of scar tissue on her fallopian tubes. Or the other woman who has had to have a lot of her cervix laser/burned to remove precancerous cells. Carrying a pregnancy full term is dicey for her. Her cervix may not be able to hold a baby.

These women are wearing business suits, living in houses way nicer than mine, and driving cars way nicer than mine. They have it all, but they don't have their health.

This is important.

May 1, 2008

What in the world is going on?

I have been in mom mode for several years now. I have heard of friends say that as their kids approach school age they suddenly feel useful again. I disagree with that but I am beginning to feel what they are talking about. I disagree mainly because I am certainly useful when my kids are babies and toddlers.

But useful outside of the home. I just think God is up to something with me. I am not sure what it is, and I am just waiting, listening and being attentive.

Got a call today from someone....I gotta be careful here. I have been asked to mentor someone who really could use a mentor like me, I guess, who has the messed up past that I do. And that is great! I fully embrace my yucky past, because it shines the light of God's grace and mercy in my life upon Him. If it weren't for him, it would still be a trainwreck.

Now remember, I poured my guts out at an event last week sharing my testimony. And I have been asked to do a few more things. I do need to say "no" at some point, but something is going on here.

And this person calls me today, now knowing I spoke at the event last week. I just think something is going on.

I want to be attentive. And yet, I do know that my focused ministry in my life right now is my kids. I have homeschooling to prepare for. I need to sit back, listen, watch, etc.

I am quite tingly thinking about what is going to happen with all of these strange requests that seem to have one thing in common--my icky past. Strange huh?

First Fruits in a Global Marketplace

I don't know about where you live, but where I live you can feel it in the air. Strawberry season is coming! There is a huge local market for them here. But it's not quite time yet. Last night at my local Safeway, they had two quart containers of the most handsome strawberries for $8.99. Nice! So we are enjoying what I believe to be first crop strawberries from California.

I am not kidding, not one bad strawberry in the bunch. My kids think strawberries are candy, and I let them eat them without regard. Strawberries are so full of nutrients.

Getting the crop ready.
Enjoying a bowl of nature's candy.
Okay, what happened here? This is our backyard. My lawn mowning guy, who I pay to do my lawn is about to get fired. He keeps driving by saying he'll be here soon with his mower. He needs a hay baler at this point. Why am I heading to the backyard?
Because my little ladies get to enjoy first fruits as well. They chomp on all the hulls. They love them, and greens are great for their diet as well.
Plus, if they are eating well, their eggs are even better.

Registering for everything!

As summer quickly approaches, I feel like I am registering my kids for everything. My hubbie brought me two registration forms recently.

Here is the list:

BH's preschool for next fall, done.
JM's skate church.
JM's Bible camp this summer, done.
JM's day camp this summer, not done.
JM's Connections Academy school for the fall, not done.
BH's swimming lessons this summer, not done.
JM's free basketball camp this summer, done.

Yes, it seems like JM will be busy this summer. So as we begin the process of homeschooling, I think we can all agree, he won't be a hermit at home with mom.

I need to get smart. All of these ask for doctor's information, insurance information, shot information. And every time, I just go dig it all out. I need to photocopy one of them. Then I have it on one sheet.

Am I the only one who gets sucked into this kind of thinking.....When summer comes, and school is out, we'll have some free time. When summer is over and school starts, we'll have some free time.

I am not feeling it this year. I am feeling my free time just getting squeezed out of me!