Icky Post....but humorous....be warned.....

Have you ever felt first hand "you reap what you sow"? Other religions call is karma, some call it yin and yang. I am a Christian, the others stole from us, God is laughing His head off at me right now.

This morning in my online game, that I play along with several of my readers, I got two huge bonuses. I never get those, I was feeling pretty puffed up. You're lucky to get one, I got two. By the way, ever wondered why Tracy and Angela (under "Blogs I Read") haven't posted much in awhile. They're as addicted to this game as I am.

God got me.

I have hired a friend/electrician to put outlets in my unfinished basement. Mainly, so I can move my office operation downstairs, making the spot upstairs where I currently have my carcass the homeschooling room for the fall.

He is here right now. He is working in the basement. Our dog is kenneled down there. I thought that would be best for two reasons. 1) It looks like rain. The smell of wet dog is nasty. Keep reading, that is the least of my worries. 2) She gets a little stressed out sometimes, and I thought she would feel better in her kennel.

I take BH upstairs for a nap. All is well. I come down to the first floor of our house, and is smelled like feces--badly. Our old cat has had a few continence problems lately, so I search the first floor of the house, while gagging.

Nope, keep going, I go to the basement. Electrician friend is working hard, and I am ready to pass out as the smell gets worse. I just ask him, "What happened??!" He says, "I think it's your dog."

And sure enough, there she is, in her kennel, covered with crap, and stressed out. I take her outside, all the while avoiding her wagging tail. I hose her off. Gagging. I take the bottom tray out of her kennel, hopefully not making a worse mess, take that outside and hosing it off. I hose off her blanket. I hose off our footprints from the house to the yard.

Now I go inside. The smell is mind boggling. Electrician! How could you handle this??! He says, honestly, he really said this, "I passed gas a few times, and didn't think a thing of it, but then it lingered, and I knew something was wrong." Okay, now that is funny!

I am cleaning up the inside of the kennel, etc. Cleaners, lots of paper towels, etc. And you know what two things came to my mind? First. That is exactly what I get for being puffed up about having tow bonuses on a virtual game. Things that aren't even tangible!

The second thing is captured in pictures....if you are a germaphobic, squeamish type. This may gross you out. You have been warned! Be extremely glad you weren't here for it. I have done a lot of hard returns on this so you have the option of bailing now.

Look, the S**T hit the fan!!

It rolls down hill too.

My favorite cleaners and disinfectants for the project.